The Golden Tongue awards

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  2008 hot news - the complete tour list is being set up on a spreadsheet and it's nearly finished, after that, I can upload all of the history at long last. This will be the list of past winners, given that I can't yet predict future winners and I'd be somewhat more cash rich than I am if I actually could do that sort of thing!

  Karen has won rather more than her fair share but believe me when I say there was no favouritism involved. I'd be in a lot of trouble if Karen thought that it was my fault she won the trophy so often.